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If ne of u can donate even 1 credit, it would help a lot, thx.
If u do, let me know and ill take a request for something. :D Mostly stickers right now, as u can see i did 1 for my sis already.
I know lots of ppl haven't seen me for a while, but i have been on and id like 2 let u guys know that I was working on graduating school (yes now im on track :D), so sorry 2 every 1 and drop me a pm or an E-mail (if u know it) and ill get back 2 u thx.
Guess what happened 2 day at 2:00pm?....:D nooooo......Noooooo......:D Yep i graduated XD, It Feels Great!!! Aww yeah, -.- now im gonna sleep threw the summer...*yawn* good summer everybody :) Zzz...
Ok now im taking ideas 4 stickers so go a head and submit them...bi email or leaving a message...thx every 1
*sniff sniff* im gonna miss u all *sniff* im going 2 college soon :( and i hope 2 get a computer soon :)
Hello every 1...wow a lot has changed even me...i haven't been on for a long time...ne way hope 2 see who still on :D
Quotes
"U guys see what hit us last night? It looked like ur MOOM, DUUUDE!!!" T.M.N.T.
"Geniuses has its limits, but Stupidly know no bounds," Albert Einstein.
"I haven't failed, i just found 3000 ways that don't work," Thomas Edison
"One time at band camp...," American Pie.
"IM AM NOT A MAMA'S BOY," "YES U R," "yes mama," Farly Odd Parents.
"I called ur boy friend gay and he hit me w/ his purse," ?(Not sure)?
"U have 2 kiss many ugly frogs, 2 find the beautiful prince," My Mom, "Tell that 1 2 the girls."
"So, have u ever had sex w/ a black man?" "Just pay attention to ur work" *Ill take that as a yes, wait for it...wait for it...* *She looks up and to the right w/ eyes* *There it is* Scrubs
"Im humble, Humble to me is: 10 fold which is 'do something good or bad and ull get 10 times back' But i will insure At least 5!!!," Me.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but mess w/ my friends and face my Wrath!!!," Me.
There once was a man who wanted to prove any one can be a god...so he practiced and practiced and finally he gained 'GodlyGod, and God accepted..."To build a Man" God said "Using ur 'Godly' skills"...so the man agreed to the terms.
So God said "Ill start" he reaches down and grabs some sand and shapes it into a man, then adds some water, makes a fist and blows threw it, suddenly it (Now he) jumps to life....then the man says "Oh thats easy" and reaches down, grabs some sand and God says "No, no, no, thats my sand, go get your own"
God has a great sense of humor. :D
"just go into Walmart and look at ppl." Carlos Mencia
"Sorry, i had a brown snake playing peek-a-boo w/ my butt hole, so i took the Browns 2 the Super bowl," Larry "the Cable Guy", "Get-R-Done!!!"
"I felt Guilty once, but she woke up halfway threw." Family Guy
"Doors will open up 2 u, if u use ur charm and patients." Fortune cookie
"Fatherhood is next to Godhood, so there for it takes a life time 2 become a good father" ?(Not sure)?
"Hey sarge, slap into a Slim_Jim" Delta Farce
"Shoot for nothing, and u'll always hit it" Me
"the greatest joy in life is doing what ppl say u cannot do." Fortune cookie
"Y do they call it Grand Slam Burger? B kuz when u eat it 1ce u poop 4 times" Larry "the Cable Guy"
"I may be a retard, but at least im not a DEE DEE DEE" the retard on Mind Of Mencia
Math Black Hole!!!
3 guys go and rent a room 4 the night and the casher says oh its $30 4 the room...so each guy pulls out a $10 and take the key and head 2 the room...then the casher realizes its a mistake and its only $25 4 a room and takes 5 $1s up to the men.
When he get there realizes that he can't give 5 dollers 2 3 guys, so he takes 2 and putts it in he wallet and give each man 1 doller...
so...
total $30, $10 each the casher gives the guys back $1 each and keeps $2 4 him self ok?
So they have 9 that they paid in total ok? ($9 paid each)
so there are 3 guys. (9 X 3 =27)
so add 2 dollers that casher took 3 him self. (27 + 2 = 29)
ok so wheres the missing $? :D (Rember 30 dollers were playing w/)
And thats the black hole. :D
if u take $30 and subtract $5 u see every where the money went...but if u take $9 and times 3...there is a black hole...i know i didn't believe it eather :D
This is messed up!!!
The Sheriff of Nottingham captured Little John and Robin Hood and imprisoned them in his maximum-security dungeon. Maid Marion begged the Sheriff for their release, pleading her love for Robin. The Sheriff agreed to release them only if Maid Marion spent the night with him.
To this she agreed.
The next morning the Sheriff released his prisoners. Robin asked that Marion tell him how she persuaded the Sheriff to let them go free.
Marion told the truth, and was bewildered when Robin abused her, calling her a slut, and saying that he never wanted to see her again.
At this Little John defended her, inviting her to leave Sherwood with him and promising life-long devotion. She accepted and they rode away together.
This would be modern day Robin Hood
I love this!!!
"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something's wrong w/ them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree."
[This next part is what i would add on and no i didn't steal this, i made it up in class a few days ago.]
"Me...well, im the best friend standing on the ground waiting to catch any apple that my friends might accentually knock off, and throw them back up so my friends can enjoy a nice apple." [And thats true.]
You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.
You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.
You are essentially a content person.
Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.
You are moral by your own standards.
You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.
The worst Pick up lines ever, i mean the worst...but dont get me wrong they work ;)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.
You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as hot as you... I'd have a 5 cents.
Hi. You'll do.
You be the tree and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.
I'm good at math: U + I = 69
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
Be unique and different - just say yes.
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You look so hot that you must be real reason for global warming.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Am I dead, Cause this must be heaven!
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Take me drunk, im home.
Ay carumba...are those real?
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Got two nipples for a dime?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and sex? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
What's a sexy hottie like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
this just go's 2 show that most ppl are idiots!!! I mean who comes up with these...some ppl, in this world...jeez...don't ever use these...unless ur telling a joke like "u wanna hear some stupid pick lines?"
